Read some of our favourite quotes. Some are funny some are serious but all are intelligent.

 

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God has put me on this planet to achieve a number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one and they all stink.

Life is just like a game of chess. Sometimes you find yourself on a white square sometimes on a black one. If you happen to be a Bishop white, you are lucky and consequently if you are born to be a Bishop black you will always find yourself going through one shit or another. If you are a King, as grand as it may sound, you are useless and hopeless and need others to cover your a**. If you are a pawn, don't worry, keep moving and you may still get to be a more important figure, but remember when you do make it to promotion don't choose to become a Bishop black.

The biggest enemy of civilization is Ignorance. The best thing you can give people is respect. The worst boss is the one with an Inferiority complex. It's better to die happy then live unhappy. A moron is anyone who acts like one. Intelligence and knowledge are two different things, when you have both you become wise. Men who can't handle intelligent women are weak Men who like stupid women have an Inferiority complex. Inferiority complex is a result of Ignorance and Ignorance is the biggest enemy of the human race.

Hell is other people.

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.

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